We have put together a list of classic and funny (Well we hope you find them funny) Knock Knock Jokes to keep you and friends entertained. This jokes had us at the Tiny Champions Team laughing our socks off.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo Who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry.
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Doctor
Doctor who
You just said my name it’s Doctor who.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
You!
You who?
Don’t yell I’m right here.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Déjà
Déjà who!
It’s déjà vu not Déjà who!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not go who!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I haven’t got a clue!
I haven’t got a clue who!
I told you a haven’t got a clue.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robbing you! Give me all you got.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank Who?
Your welcome.
Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Woo?
Woo Who?
OK! I can see your really happy!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Doesn’t anyone want to let me in?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Etch!
Etch who?
Bless you!
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes!
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes!
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
See you already forgot about me!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl Who?
How do you know if you don’t open the door.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil!
A broken pencil who?
Oh never mind its pointless.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No your a poo!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Please let us in its chilly outside.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
I eat mop!
I eat mop who?
You eat poo? That’s disgusting!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Spell!
Spell who?
Ok W.H.O
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nanna!
Nanna who?
None of your business.
